A tale of ham and passion

Don't Give That Apple To Teacher!

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:49:57 -0400

fakescience:

cashcats: cat city bitch cat cat city bitch ten ten ten...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 22:14:35 -0500

cashcats:

cat city bitch

cat cat city bitch

ten ten ten twenties on ya kitties bitch

lisahanawalt: The Transitive Property of Equality I read this...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:35:15 -0500

lisahanawalt:

The Transitive Property of Equality

I read this story in The Hairpin and remembered that I’ve also touched a Monet! It was an accident.

kittyboomboom4u: femmesandfamily: gpoy Yes !

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:00:21 -0500

kittyboomboom4u:

femmesandfamily:

gpoy

Yes !

#textsfromJoey

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:01:30 -0500

#textsfromJoey

record cheddars

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:00:05 -0500

record cheddars

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Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:16:24 -0500

This is incredible.

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 09:25:44 -0500

This is incredible.

animalstalkinginallcaps: I SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO HIDE THE TRUTH....

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:18:53 -0500

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO HIDE THE TRUTH. I ENJOY LARGE BUTTS.

YES, I WAS GOING TO DENY MY MUTUAL FEELINGS ON THE SUBJECT BUT THERE SEEMS LITTLE POINT.

WHEN A WOMAN APPROACHES WITH A DECIDEDLY SKEWED WAIST-TO-HIP RATIO, RUMP CLEARLY VISIBLE, I BECOME SOMEWHAT DELIRIOUS.

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND TERRIBLE BUT I ALMOST WANT TO LICK AN AMPLE POSTERIOR ONCE I BECOME FULLY AWARE OF ITS PRESENCE AND SCOPE.

PART OF ME THINKS IT’S DUE TO THE BUTT OWNER’S CHOICE OF DENIM, AND I FULLY SUPPORT THAT.

IT’S ADDICTIVE AND I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME REFRAINING FROM BLATANT OGLING.

IT’S LIKE, “DAMN, WOMAN. I WOULD LIKE TO DATE YOU AND PHOTOGRAPH YOUR BODY.”

RIGHT? “SEVERAL ACQUAINTANCES HAVE TRIED TO STEER ME CLEAR OF THE PITFALLS OF THIS TYPE OF LUST BUT YOUR AMPLE BOTTOM HAS ME IN A SEXUAL FRENZY.”

… I ENJOYED THIS HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT CONVERSATION.

AS DID I.

animalstalkinginallcaps: I LOVE YOU. HOW MUCH? AS MUCH AS YOU...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:06:26 -0500

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I LOVE YOU.

HOW MUCH?

AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GNAWING ON DEER LEGS.

THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.

AS MUCH AS AMERICA LOVES WHITEWASHING ITS HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM AND CONSTANTLY DENYING OR DOWNPLAYING THE INSTALLATION AND MILITARIZATION OF FOREIGN REGIMES SYMPATHETIC TO ITS FINANCIAL INTERESTS.

BETTER, BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.

I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST LOVES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN PUNCHLINES IN HIS SONGS.

NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING. NOBODY LOVES ANYTHING THAT MUCH.

nypl: “I iz Santa Claws.” Here’s a festive Caturday for you,...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:03:20 -0500

nypl:

“I iz Santa Claws.”

Here’s a festive Caturday for you, courtesy of our Mid-Manhattan Picture Collection. We thought this 1914 photo - entitled “Xmas Shopper” - was appropriate for Christmas Eve. It also just may be the funniest photo we’ve ever posted. Happy Caturday and happy holidays! By the way, NYPL is closed today, tomorrow and Monday for the holidays, but you can still download our eBooks!

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Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:18:24 -0500

oh my god

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:18:34 -0500

oh my god

cashcats: e’rbody at the bank acting friendly

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:38:47 -0500

cashcats:

e’rbody at the bank acting friendly

animalstalkinginallcaps: GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:51:51 -0500

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?

ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

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Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:47:29 -0500

Stay Warm With Science

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:44:46 -0500

fakescience:

How To Fall Asleep

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:32:36 -0500

fakescience:

captchart: Listlen Hemmenway, Submitted by cobblestonemonster

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:29:40 -0500

captchart:

Listlen Hemmenway,

Submitted by cobblestonemonster

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Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:50:16 -0500