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Don’t Give That Apple To Teacher!
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cat city bitch
cat cat city bitch
ten ten ten twenties on ya kitties bitch
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The Transitive Property of Equality
I read this story in The Hairpin and remembered that I’ve also touched a Monet! It was an accident.
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gpoy
Yes !
(via r-har)
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#textsfromJoey
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record cheddars
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This is incredible.
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I SEEM TO BE UNABLE TO HIDE THE TRUTH. I ENJOY LARGE BUTTS.
YES, I WAS GOING TO DENY MY MUTUAL FEELINGS ON THE SUBJECT BUT THERE SEEMS LITTLE POINT.
WHEN A WOMAN APPROACHES WITH A DECIDEDLY SKEWED WAIST-TO-HIP RATIO, RUMP CLEARLY VISIBLE, I BECOME SOMEWHAT DELIRIOUS.
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND TERRIBLE BUT I ALMOST WANT TO LICK AN AMPLE POSTERIOR ONCE I BECOME FULLY AWARE OF ITS PRESENCE AND SCOPE.
PART OF ME THINKS IT’S DUE TO THE BUTT OWNER’S CHOICE OF DENIM, AND I FULLY SUPPORT THAT.
IT’S ADDICTIVE AND I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME REFRAINING FROM BLATANT OGLING.
IT’S LIKE, “DAMN, WOMAN. I WOULD LIKE TO DATE YOU AND PHOTOGRAPH YOUR BODY.”
RIGHT? “SEVERAL ACQUAINTANCES HAVE TRIED TO STEER ME CLEAR OF THE PITFALLS OF THIS TYPE OF LUST BUT YOUR AMPLE BOTTOM HAS ME IN A SEXUAL FRENZY.”
… I ENJOYED THIS HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT CONVERSATION.
AS DID I.
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I LOVE YOU.
HOW MUCH?
AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GNAWING ON DEER LEGS.
THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.
AS MUCH AS AMERICA LOVES WHITEWASHING ITS HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM AND CONSTANTLY DENYING OR DOWNPLAYING THE INSTALLATION AND MILITARIZATION OF FOREIGN REGIMES SYMPATHETIC TO ITS FINANCIAL INTERESTS.
BETTER, BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.
I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST LOVES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN PUNCHLINES IN HIS SONGS.
NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING. NOBODY LOVES ANYTHING THAT MUCH.
